About Me

First Name

James

Nickname

James S

Why I'm Here

My girlfriend Morgan Fairchild really likes it when I play my solid cubic zirconia guitar, but I cannot play any songs and she is threatening to leave me for Orlando Bloom. Yeah! Thats the Ticket!!

City

I have been messing around with guitars since I was 17 years old, and never really progressed past being a rank beginning noodler. I am now 54 years old and have decided it is time to quit screwing around! :O)